- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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