why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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