- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

your mum

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??