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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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I have an erection My mom!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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