- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What does two plus two equal? 4

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Click here to end the world.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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