- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

im a dragon, no im not

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Because she has down's syndrome

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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