- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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