"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Your face is hilarious.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Your existance.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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