- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

you gay?

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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