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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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