- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

I walk into a bar...

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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