- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

scientology.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

snooki

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Needless to say,

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

I like your hair

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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