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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How come anti jokes r funny

identical jokes get different votes.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Poop.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

women's rights.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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