- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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