I've got a dig bick

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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hi

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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