- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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