- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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