my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Terry has ebola

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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