why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Anti Joke

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