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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

its funny cuz i laughed!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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