- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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