Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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