My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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THE GAME

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Anti Joke

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