- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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