- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Nickelback.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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