- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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