A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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i'm hard

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Nickelback

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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