- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Harry Chappell raped someone

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Banana Hamock.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

My Boyfriend

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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