- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I just found out i have cancer.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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