CAS

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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