What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

your life

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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