- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

who ever is reading this....

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

I can count to potato.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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