Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

what is orange? an orange

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

black chicken. kfc

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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