- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why dont they make black forks

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

hey John will you make some copies

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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