- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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