- Anti Joke

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

cats are pussies

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God. God.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.