- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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