- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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