PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

heads up!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...