- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Black people

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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