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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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