- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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