Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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People with cancer.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Justin

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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