- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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