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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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