what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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