Knock, Knock ...

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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