A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Burp

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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