- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

The MLS

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Jayden Eccles

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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