Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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DEATH.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Wanker

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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